January 2012
1 post
November 2011
3 posts
this is what happens after a while
me: Come baaaaaaaack
my wonderful boyfriend: Still at the restaurant. I need to poo
me: You are so hot
my wonderful boyfriend: Thanks. I know.
the pros of having a boyfriend: you can filch...
my wonderful boyfriend: is that my hoodie
me: perhaps
my wonderful boyfriend: i was looking for it today!!!
me: lol
my wonderful boyfriend: WHY DO YOU HAVE ALL MY CLOTHES!@!!
me: if u cant find it i probalby have it :)
my wonderful boyfriend: wowwww
October 2011
2 posts
September 2011
4 posts
2 tags
7 tags
July 2011
7 posts
maximum: How The Education System Should Work →
xandgunn:
Birth to 11 – Live normal life and get normal education, whatever that is in your area.
11 to 17 - Be invited to attend Hogwarts and be certified as practicing witch or wizard.
18 to 21 – Discover mutant ability and attend classes at Xavier’s Institute, while training…
I’d also like the option of going to a Jedi academy, but sign me up!!!
June 2011
30 posts
What's the difference between a cat and a comma?
randomloveofthings:
One has claws at the end of its paws and one is a pause at the end of a clause.
I think I have to turn this into a poster for my classroom.
Instead of saying "cool story bro" try these out:
someteri:
jinstuhzzy:
1) Fascinating discourse, chum. 2) Riveting fable, comrade. 3) Intriguing anecdote, brethren. 4) Perpetuating argument, colleague. 5) Sweet saga, yo. 6) Waste of time, jerk. 7) Spellbinding reiteration there, my chumly companion. 8) Phantasmagorical novelization, oh great one. 9) Interesting intellect, imbecile. 10) Trepidating boar, fetus 11) Ballin’ gossip dawg!
...
“May the force be with you.”
– Sir Isaac Newton (via historysaidwhat)
“Is it the look in your eyes, or is it this dancing juice? Who cares, baby — I...”
– Henry VIII. (via historysaidwhat)
Who would’ve thought Bruno Mars’ “Marry You” would be Henry VIII’s theme song? Hah.
love-kimsoohyun:
Kim Soo Hyun. And a Corgi. PERFECT.
“One if by land, two if by sea — these were the famous words spoken by Paul...”
– Sarah Palin, The Patriot’s History of the United States, 2012 (via misattributions)
May 2011
7 posts
