microcuts"One if by land, two if by sea — these were the famous words spoken by Paul Revere when he had to tell his fellow Americans how many guns to carry in their hands, depending on which mode of transportation the British were taking… one gun, probably an AK-47, if the Brits were coming by land, and two guns, probably two Colt .45s, you know, if the British were coming by sea, because everyone knows the British Navy often came equipped."
— Sarah Palin, The Patriot’s History of the United States, 2012 (via misattributions)
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